We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and all the other free samples my mom brought home from work. I guess I should explain the blue food. See, Gabe had once told my mom there was no such thing. They had this fight, which seemed like a really small thing at the time. But ever since, my mom went out of her way to eat blue. She baked blue birthday cakes. She mixed blueberry smoothies. She bought blue-corn tortilla chips and brought home blue candy from the shop.

Happy the Dragon was not so happy.

Damien Vesper Didn't plan on killing anyone today

I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.

The Olympians were a reminder that there was always someone better than you, so you shouldn't get a big head.

Never bet against a cat.

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.