Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

Poseidon’s trident was also all over the place, since Peter the Great wanted to stress Russia’s sea power. I especially like the trident on top of an obelisk -- what a great Egyptian/Greek mix up!

back from when they watched black and white TV and hunted dinosaurs.

Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!

Sometimes it is better to have someone you mistrust close to you, so that you can keep an eye on him - Chiron

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