Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

Not all powers are spectacular." Hestia looked at me. "Sometimes the hardest power to master is the power of yielding.

The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car

So you can't live in Manhattan?' she asked. Amos's brow furrowed as he looked across at the Empire State Building. 'Manhattan has other problems. Other gods. It's best we stay separate.

We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter.

This is Graceland. Home of the most famous musician in the world.” “Michael Jackson lived here?” “No, dummy,” Carter said. “Elvis Presley.

Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept with only the underwear. I wasn't sure what to say except: "Put some clothes on!" "These children are under my protection," Bes insisted. "I don't know you," I said, "I never met you before today." "Nonsense. You expressly asked for my attention." "I didn't ask for the Speedo Patrol!