He could still see the dragon just fine. It was about sixty feet long, snout to tail, its body made of interlocking bronze plates. Its claws were the size of butcher knives, and its mouth was lined with hundreds of dagger-sharp metal teeth. Steam came out of its nostrils. It snarled like a chain saw cutting through a tree.

He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.

Never seen Jason fly before," Percy grumbled. "He looks like a blond Superman

I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep you annoying little brats around." I feel so wanted. Thanks.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

Ella is nervous,” the harpy muttered from her perch on the railing. “The elephant. The elephant is watching Ella.