You both should feel honored.” “Right, very honored,” I said. “Always wanted to be possessed!

I've been reading Greek mythology since I was a kid. I also taught it when I was a sixth grade teacher, so I knew a lot of mythological monsters already. Sometimes I still use books and Web sites to research, though. Every time I research Greek mythology, I learn something new!

Good luck, boss. Don't let'em turn you into horse meat! (Blackjack)

I prefer to be the noisiest thing in my environment thank you very much.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?

Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter." Piper: "Is that another joke?