He crossed the street toward the man in the trench coat, which left me with two choices: follow my dad and see what was going on, or do what I was told. I decided on the slightly less dangerous path. I went to retrieve my sister

Glad you're back to normal. The makeup and the dress were a lot more intimidating than the dagger." "Get going, Sparky, before I skewer you." "Sparky?

No, no, I never mess around.

I'm a teacher still, but with a much larger classroom.

Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.

I am never, ever, going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.