All da ladies love Leo!!

Well that was sucktastic

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Why won't you drown?" he wailed, pummeling me with his fists. "I'm Poseidon's son," I said. "Curse that upstart! I was here first!

Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas.

My dear children!" Nellie whopped him upside the head with her backpack. "Ow!" Uncle Alistair curled over, cupping his hand over his good eye. "Nellie!" Amy said. "Sorry," Nellie muttered. "I thought he was one of the bad guys.

This is Buford,” Leo announced. “You name your furniture?” Frank asked.