What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.

One down," Beckendorf said. "About five thousand to go." He tossed me a jar of thick green liquid—Greek fire, one of the most dangerous magical substances in the world. Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes—duct tape

Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB!

I will feast on enemies of Ra until my belly is full!” “Charming,” Sadie whispered.

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

I'm so glad you're here," Aphrodite said. "War is coming. Bloodshed is inevitable. So there's really only one thing to do." "Uh... and that is?" Annabeth ventured. "Why, have tea and chat, obviously

And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.