dealing with any man means dealing with multiple personalities.

As for me, I did the stupidest thing in my life, which is saying a lot. I attacked the Titan Lord Atlas.

So why are we practicing this, anyway?" Percy asked. "Do you guys spend a lot of time laying siege to fortified cities?

The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

"Percy, you're a brave guy," She said. "Just take the compliment. I swear, is it so hard?"

He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside were pictures of young maidens doing hunter stuff, chasing monsters, shooting bows. There were captions like: HEALTH BENEFITS: IMMORTALITY AND WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU! and A BOY-FREE TOMORROW! "I found that in Annabeth's backpack," Grover said. I stared at him. "I don't understand." "Well, it seems to me… maybe Annabeth was thinking about joining." I'd like to say I took the news well. The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.