Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson

Nothing like ADHD and a good fight to the death to make time fly

Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.

Eat bitter, taste sweet," Frank said. "I hate that proverb." "But it's true. What do they call it these days---no pain, no gain? Same concept. You do the easy thing, the appealing thing, the peaceful thing, mostly it turns out sour in the end. But if you take the hard path---ah, that's how you reap the sweet rewards. Duty. Sacrifice. They mean something.

I frowned. “You mean Set’s got, like, other evil gods on speed dial?

Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!