Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.

What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.

All I heard was the blood rushing through my ears, and the distant rumble and crackle of the Lake of Fire. (And Khufu scratching himself and grunting, but that was nothing new.)

I can try to disable it," I said, "but if I mess up, this whole apartment is going to fill with gas. We'll die." Thalia swallowed. " I trust you. Just... don't mess it up.

Lovely. Imprisoned in a nursery school dungeon.

All da ladies love Leo!!