So you've got no name?" I asked. "They couldn't think of one ugly enough?" The creature snarled, stepping over the unconscious policeman. "Set animal is too hard to say," I decided. "I'll call you Leroy." Apparently, Leroy didn't like his name. He lunged.

Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought.

back from when they watched black and white TV and hunted dinosaurs.

Frank had decided that whatever his fate was, he wouldn’t worry about it. He would just do the best he could to help his friends.

A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Um, Dues ex machina anyone?