You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?

And now, Anubis, I find you in this den of iniquity, this morass of questionable behavior, this...this--' 'School?

Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.

It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

You'd think he'd ran out off rocks," I muttered

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.

Leo waited while the fish centaur put away his supplies. Aphros's lobster-claw horns kept swimming around in his thick hair, and Leo had to resist the urge to try and rescue them.