You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson

Must’ve been hard on your mom,” Frank said. “I guess we’ll do anything for someone we love.” Hazel squeezed his hand appreciatively. Nico stared at the cobblestones. “Yeah,” he said bitterly. “I guess we will.

Hazel blinked. “Two gods had a horse for a kid?” “Long story.

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back the the way I trusted his front.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate

I tried to talk to Annabeth, but she was acting like I'd just punched her grandmother.