A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.

You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.

The pinecone is a fearsome tool of destruction! -Bacchus

[Percy] kept hoping things would get better for Annabeth and him, but their lives just got more dangerous, as if the Three Fates were up there spinning their futures with barbed wire instead of thread just to see how much two demigods could tolerate.

A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.

Oh, did you expect me to play fair?" Cupid laughed. "I am the god of love. I am never fair.

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.