Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: "The cow says moo!
Rick RiordanI turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit. Walk with me,โ he said. Where to?โ I asked suspiciously. Just to the campfire,โ he said. โI was beginning to feel better, so I thought I would talk with you a bit. You always manage to annoy me.โ Uh, thanks.
Rick RiordanApollo?โ I guessedโฆ He put a finger to his lips. โIโm incognito. Call me Fred.โ A god named Fred?
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