If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!

Does truth have a moral?

You speak horse?" Hazel asked. "Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing." "Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too." Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?

I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!

What I did next was so impulsive and dangerous I should've been named ADHD poster child of the year.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have had the level of success I've had. I was just writing stories for my own sons.

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?