He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd marched toward him with that Give me Percy Jackson or I’ll kill you expression, Leo had thought of blondes as much too smart and much too dangerous.

Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.

It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! “Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!

Leo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, he’d had a lot of practice.

You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything?