WARNING: The following is a transcript of a digital recording. In certain places, the audio quality was poor, so some words and phrases represent the author's best guesses. Where possible, illustrations of important symbols mentioned in the recording have been added. Background noises such as scuffling, hitting, and cursing by the two speakers have not been transcribed The author makes no claims for the authenticity of the recording. It seems impossible that the two young narrators are telling the truth, but you, the reader, must decide for yourself.

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus

It's useless to lecture a human.

The dead see what they believe they will see. So do the living. That is the secret.

Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. "Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?" She [Hera] crossed her arms and sighed in exasperation. "Don't inspect me like I'm one of your machines, Leo Valdez. Get me out of here!

You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?

Let the world honor you, my Huntress. Live forever in the stars.