Stop smiling!โ she ordered. โI can see you, Carter. Ohโฆand, uh, hullo, Walt.โ The pot monster made squeaky grinding noises as it stood up straight. One clunky arm rose and tried to fix Sadieโs nonexistent hair. Leave it to Sadie to be self-conscious around boys, even when sheโs made out of pots and duct tape.
Rick RiordanLeo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. โNarcissus is a loser! Heโs so weak, he canโt bench-press a Kleenex. Heโs so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, itโs got a picture of Narcissusโonly the pictureโs so ugly, no one ever checks it out.
Rick RiordanLeo could run pretty fast when someone was trying to kill him. Sadly, heโd had a lot of practice.
Rick RiordanThe Olympians were a reminder that there was always someone better than you, so you shouldn't get a big head.
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