You remind me of myself ” Bes continued “back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.

After all the dangerous adventures I'd had, I couldn't die like this. Sadie would be devastated. Then, once she got over her grief, she'd track down my soul in the Egyptian afterlife and tease me mercilessly for how stupid I'd been.

I want some time without you organic life forms.

I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.

So," I (Percy) said glumly. "We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?" Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. "Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one with an annoying brother. It's time for you to meet my irresponsible twin, Apollo.

The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong