That's what being a demigod was all about, not quite belonging in the mortal world or on Mount Olympus but trying to make peace with both sides of their nature.

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.

Strange things conspire when one tries to cheat fate

I'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

Thalia had been turned into a pine tree when she was 12. Me... well, i was doing my best not to follow her example. I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if i were ever in the verge of death—plankton, maybe. Or a floating patch of kelp.

I said hello to the poodle.