The bridge fell away into the chasm, and the Cyclops howled ... with delight, because he was standing right next to us.

his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night. Percy Jackson

If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size.

New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

The Feast of Fortuna had nothing to do with tuna, which was fine with Percy.