Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.

If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!

Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia.

Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

I gave her my deluxe I'll-Kill-You-Later stare.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.