Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are

I imagined loading the God of the Sea into a taxi and taking him to the Upper East Side.

A little slower, sweetheart. Cape Cod is freezing over.

Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.” Percy raised his eyebrows. “Oh, yeah? Me too. Let's see whose friend gets here first.

My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and — oh, yeah — head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

You'd think he'd ran out off rocks," I muttered