Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. โNarcissus is a loser! Heโs so weak, he canโt bench-press a Kleenex. Heโs so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, itโs got a picture of Narcissusโonly the pictureโs so ugly, no one ever checks it out.
Rick RiordanPiper gripped his hand and followed him, โIf I fall, youโre catching me.โ โUh, sure.โ Jason hoped he wasnโt blushing. Leo stepped out next. โYouโre catching me, too, Superman. But I ainโt holding your hand.
Rick RiordanTo all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.
Rick Riordan