It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape.

Oh, no way," Leo said. "We've been sitting in a cave and you get the luxury tent? Somebody give me hypothermia. I want hot chocolate and a parka!

Coach Hedge grunted like he was pleased to have an excuse. He unclipped the megaphone from his belt and continued giving directions, but his voice came out like Darth Vader's. The kids cracked up. The coach tried again, but this time the megaphone blared: "The cow says moo!

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.

If I'm going to burn, it might as well be bright.

Love was the most savage monster of all.