Once I got over the fact that my Latin teacher was a horse, we had a nice tour, though I was careful not to walk behind him. I'd done pooper-scooper patrol in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade a few times, and, I'm sorry, I did not trust Chiron's back the the way I trusted his front.

Egyptians believe in the power of the sunrise. They believe each morning begins not just a new day, but a new world.

We wandered the halls of an infinite magic nursing home, led by a hippo nurse with a torch. Really, just an ordinary night for the Kanes.

Being turned into a lizard can really mess up your day.

Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?

Fairness means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.

The taller they are, the longer they fall.