I racked my brain trying to remember the names of all of Nut’s five children. Bit difficult without my brother, the human Wikipedia, around to keep track of such trivia for me.

You remind me of myself ” Bes continued “back when I was a young dwarf. You got a stubborn streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.

And now, Anubis, I find you in this den of iniquity, this morass of questionable behavior, this...this--' 'School?

If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I told you, Perseus Jackson, that someday people would call you a myth, just created to explain how little boys can get over losing their mothers?

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.

Monsters,' her dad said, a tear tracing his cheek. 'I live in a world of monsters.

They're not so bad. They just need some attention. ...Like pets. Or my brother.