So," I (Percy) said glumly. "We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?" Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. "Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one with an annoying brother. It's time for you to meet my irresponsible twin, Apollo.

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals (Chapter 2)

If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said.

Not knowing is half the fun," Aphrodite said, "Exquisitely painful isn't it? Not being sure who you love and who loves you? Oh, you kids! It's so cute I'm going to cry!

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher