Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.

They both (Thalia and Hera) glared at her, and for three long seconds, Piper wasn’t sure which one of them was going to kill her first.

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!

We'll have to work on your bunny phobia later.

You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.

I stared at her. Maybe I wasn't the brightest guy in the world when it came to girls, but I was pretty sure Rachel had just dumped me, which was lame considering we'd never even been together.

It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.