Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.

Of course, Annabeth wouldn't be able to breathe, but at the moment, that seemed like a minor problem.

You promised, Seaweed brain. We would not get separated! Ever again!

I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher

We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter.

You teach combat, I guess.” Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. “Why does everyone assume that?” Leo glanced at the massive sword on the fish-guy’s back. “Uh, I don’t know.

Chiron insisted that we talk about the Labyrinth in the morning which is like 'Hey, your life's in mortal danger. Sleep tight!