I plucked a ruby off the nearest plant and threw it at Hades.
Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.
Sugar and caffeine. My willpower crumbled.
Piper gave Lit a friendly sorry-about-that smile. Even with her hair messed up and wearing two-day-old clothes, she looked extremely cute, and Jason felt a little jealous she was giving Lit that smile.
Even the gods couldn't devise a fates so twisted.
Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.