Amos sipped his coffee. The faraway look on his face reminded me of my dad. “I don’t want to scare you.” “Too late.

I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.

Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!

It’s my birthday, Horus insisted. Wish me happy birthday! “Happy birthday!” I yelled. “Now shut up!

She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.

i remembered the myth about Andromeda and how she had been chained to a rock by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster. Maybe she'd gotten too many F's on her report card or something.

You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.