And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

Grover: It’s a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that’s because he’s laughing at me.

Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.

Apparently, word of the chicken man incident hadn’t spread quite yet.

Even the gods couldn't devise a fates so twisted.

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!

Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!