So for Magic Problem-Solving 101, we headed to the training room and blew stuff up.

WARNING: The following is a transcript of a digital recording. In certain places, the audio quality was poor, so some words and phrases represent the author's best guesses. Where possible, illustrations of important symbols mentioned in the recording have been added. Background noises such as scuffling, hitting, and cursing by the two speakers have not been transcribed The author makes no claims for the authenticity of the recording. It seems impossible that the two young narrators are telling the truth, but you, the reader, must decide for yourself.

Seriously, who has monogrammed pajamas?

Let's boogie,' he (Leo) said. 'Before I come to my senses

So," Annabeth said, "are you going to argue about me coming along?" "Nah. You'd just beat me up." Percy said. She managed a laugh, which was good to hear

Oh, god,” I said. “Sorry, sorry. Do I die now?” --Sadie to Zia

Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't it be a happily-ever-after ride-into-the-sunset feeling all the time?