This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

A truly great artist has many talents.

My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!

Teach you to try marrying me, you idiot!