As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers. "Stupid 16-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!

Swords can’t solve every problem.

i love to read and you should read percy kackson & the olympians the last one the best

Oh you two look delicious," Bast said, licking her lips. "No, no-er, I mean wonderful. Now, off you go!

You, sir, are a ray of sunshine. -Percy Jackson

I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?!

[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.