Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

I see murky visions of other gods and rival magic." That REALLY didn't sound good. "What do you mean?" I asked. "what OTHER GODS?" "I don't know, Sadie. But Egypt has always faced challenges from outside –– magicians from elsewhere, even gods from elsewhere. Just be vigilant." ~Ruby & Sadie Kane about...? Possibly Greeks?

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.

I had weird dreams full of barnyard animals. Most of them wanted to kill me. The rest wanted food.

Dreams like podcast. Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.

Perseus, you are not the hero.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.