The sea does not like to be restrained.

That's why we live by a river. Occasionally, I forget and pat Lit on the back--' 'I hate that.' King Midas & Lit

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Then something occurred to me. "Get closer," I told Blackjack. He whinnied in protest. "Just within shouting distance," I said. "I need to talk to the statue." Now I'm sure you've lost it, boss, Blackjack said

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.

The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me.