Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. โWhere are they?โ he demanded. โWho do I kill?โ โNo killing!โ Annabeth ordered. โJust defend the ship!โ โBut they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!
Rick RiordanPeople usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.
Rick RiordanIf there were ever any half-bloods who needed to worry about that, it was Thalia and me. I wondered if maybe I should've sent Poseidon that seashell pattern tie for Father's Day after all. --Percy Jackson
Rick RiordanWe stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I placed the war flail across his lap, hoping it might make a differenceโmaybe complete his powers or something. No such luck. "Sick weasels," Ra muttered. "Behold," Sadie said bitterly. "the glorious Ra.
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