I may be biased, but I think jackals are cute and cuddly, even if they were known for digging up graves in Ancient Egypt.

Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy!

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus

And if someone doesn’t believe in any afterlife?” I asked. Walt gave me a sad look. “Then that’s what they experience.

So I saved your life, and you repaid me by raising Kronos. That's fair.

We wandered the halls of an infinite magic nursing home, led by a hippo nurse with a torch. Really, just an ordinary night for the Kanes.

I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.