Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma." Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green." "Jason Grace." "Whatever," the god said.

I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.

Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!

Bessie?” I looked down at the bull serpent. “But… he’s too cute. He couldn’t destroy the world.” -Percy Jackson

So, if I looked him up on google maps-

Life is only precious because it ends, kid. Take it from a god. You mortals don't know how lucky you are