Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

[Jason] faltered when he looked at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes with an air pencil. “Go on, Professor Grace!” he said, wide-eyed. “I wanna get an A on the test.

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!

As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers. "Stupid 16-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

It's first owner...well, things didn't turn out too well for her. Her name was Helena.' Piper let that sink in. "Wait, you mean the Helena? Helena of Troy?' Annabeth nodded. "And it's just sitting in your toolshed?