Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this, congratulations, you survived doomsday.

I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.

Your mom is a rainbow goddess?" "You got a problem with that?" "No, no. Rainbows. Very macho.

I think that kids have a greater capacity for processing things than we give them credit for.

You are one freaking awesome baboon.

Hi,” Piper said, as casually as she could. “We’re back.

He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife—pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want.