Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.

If you've ever tried ba travel, I wouldn't recommend it-- unless of course you fancy turning into a phantom chicken and rafting uncontrollably through the currents of the Duat.

Ptah? son of ptooey? What is he god of spitting? i asked

At least he had Annabeth. They would find a way out of Tartarus. They had to. He didn't think much of fates and prophecies, but he did believe in one thing: Annabeth and he were supposed to be together. They hadn't survived so much just to get killed now.

Wisdom's daughter walks alone, The mark of Athena burns through Rome.

The next microsecond, as the water erupted around me, I realized too late that I should've brought the entire Twenty-first Nome to help me.