Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.

The first thing we pulled out was a lump of white gunk. “Wax,” Carter pronounced. “Fascinating.

Evil is easy to fight. Lack of wisdom...that is very hard indeed.

My goal in the classroom was always to make sure they were having so much fun that they didn't realize they were learning.

Heroes like you always have a weak spot. We just have to find it, and then we can kill you. Won't that be lovely? Have a cheese 'n' Wiener!

Look, I never wanted to be a half-blood. most of the time it gets you killed in nasty, dangerous ways.

Set screamed something in Ancient Egyptian. I was fairly sure it wasn’t a compliment. “I will rend your limbs from their sockets!” he shouted. “I will—” “Die?” Carter suggested.