If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.

A surgeon would never hesitate to amputate a rotting hand, no matter how faithfully it had served its owner in the past.

Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.

Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!

New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy