Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked. Yes, Lord Dionysus." Mr. D nodded. "Just checking. You're right, of course. Carry on.

Beautiful,' Jason exclaimed. 'Piper, you... you're a knockout.

All we can do, child, is follow our destiny.

She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money. Leo whistled. "Allowance? Piper, your mom rocks!

You have to rise above the squabbling and chaos, and keep believing. You have to always keep your goals in mind.” -Hera, goddess of marriage

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

And please God, grant me the wisdom to remember that I am writing for children, not golden stickers.