Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.

I frowned. “You mean Set’s got, like, other evil gods on speed dial?

We ran, plowing through another pile of peppers. [No, I didn't pick a peck of them, Sadie - just shut up.]

He [Percy] pleaded with those sea-green eyes, like a cute baby seal that needed help. Piper wondered how Annabeth ever won an argument with this guy.

Evil is easy to fight. Lack of wisdom...that is very hard indeed.

Now i'd like to tell u i did something heroic like stand up against a raging team of fire-breathing horses with only my sword the truth is i ran.

Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!