I don't care what your nose says! The last time you smelled half-blood, it turned out to be a meatloaf sandwich!" "Meatloaf sandwiches are good! But this is a half-blood scent, I swear. They are on board!" "Bah, your brain isn't on board!

Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.

He told me he wouldn't hurt... Charlie. He lied to me.

If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver

All right cupcakes listen up!

Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "'clean'" it, and suddenly you can't find anything?

Nobody welcomes a war - not if they're smart. But war finds everyone sooner or later. It's inevitable.