I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.

He [Death] pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death tapped the screen a few times and all Frank could think was: Please don't let there be an app for reading souls

You began your journey here as a pup. Now you must find your way back. A new quest, a new start.

There's another problem," Percy said. "I'm not good with air travel. It's dangerous for a son of Neptune." "You'll have to risk it...and so will I," Frank said. "By the way, we're related." Percy almost stumbled off the roof. "What?

He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

The baboon is driving,” I noted. “Should I be worried?

To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.